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From: wilmingtonb@atf.gov.us
To: dunnejd@atf.gov.us, wilmingtonb@atf.gov.us,
larabeec@atf.gov.us, sanchezj@atf.gov.us
standishep@atf.gov.us, jacksonn@atf.gov.us,
tannerv@atf.gov.us
Subject: Fwd: Getting to know you
Okay, here's what you're supposed to do. Copy (not forward) this entire
e-mail and paste it onto a new mail that you will send. Change all the
answers so they apply to you. Then, send this to a whole bunch of people
you know INCLUDING the person who sent it to you. The theory is that you
will get a pile of get-to-know e-mails!
You'll learn a lot of little known (and sometimes scary) facts about
your friends! Remember to send yours back to the person who sent it to
you!
READY?
NAME: Bucklin Wilmington
SEX: Hell yes.
HOME: This nice loft apartment, which in spite of what you all
think isn't the center for disease control.
HEIGHT: Tall enough
EYES: Blue.
HAIR: Dark Brown
WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE TV SHOW? Baywatch. It was such a shame
when they cancelled that. But at least Baywatch Hawaii is still on..
WHAT'S ON YOUR MOUSE PAD? Tracy Lords.
FAVORITE MAGAZINE: Like you really need to ask.
FAVORITE SMELL: A woman, straight out of the shower.
WORST FEELING IN THE WORLD: When Sarah and Adam died.
BEST FEELING IN THE WORLD: Just after a bust, when the
adrenaline still pumping, and no ones hurt. I'd say something else, but
this is going out over office e-mail.
THINGS TO DO ON THE WEEKENDS: PPPPAAAAARRRRRTTTTTYYYY!!!!
FAVORITE SOUNDTRACK: Cocktail.
WHAT IS THE FIRST THING YOU THOUGHT OF WHEN YOU WOKE UP THIS
MORNING? Where am I and what's her name. Hey that's a joke JD!
Normally it's wondering if that irritating roommate of mine had the
decency to leave me enough hot water for a halfway decent shower..
DO YOU GET MOTION SICKNESS? nope
ROLLER COASTERS DEADLY OR EXCITING? : Not any more they ain't
PEN OR PENCIL? : Whatever's closest at hand. I'm a versatile kinda
guy.
HOW MANY RINGS BEFORE YOU ANSWER THE PHONE? : one, unless I'm
busy, than it might take a few more.
FAVORITE FOODS: Those chicken and dumplings Sarah used to make.
DO YOU GET ALONG WITH YOUR PARENTS? My mother was a saint,
God rest her soul.
HAVE YOU EVER BEEN CONVICTED OF A CRIME? Well, there was that
time, Chris and I were about 16, involving three girls, a bucket of
water and ... Oh, Hi there Chris. (DELETE) No.
CHOCOLATE OR VANILLA? Chocolate, definitely chocolate.
CROUTONS OR BACON BITS? Gotta go for the bacon.
DO YOU LIKE TO DRIVE? Yeah, just me, some little filly and a
road stretching out before us. Although, the drive is just to get you
there.
DO YOU SLEEP WITH STUFFED ANIMALS? There was this girl, with
a fur bikini. Does that count?
IF YOU COULD HAVE ANY KIND OF PET, WHAT WOULD IT BE? Ladies just love
cats.
IF YOU COULD BE ANY TYPE OF ANIMAL WHAT WOULD YOU BE? Tom cat.
IF YOU COULD MEET ANYONE DEAD OR ALIVE, WHO WOULD IT BE? Marilyn
Monroe. And not for the reasons you think.
FAVORITE ALCOHOLIC DRINK: Beer.
WHAT IS YOUR ZODIAC SIGN? Taurus. JD, quit laughing.
EAT THE STEMS OF BROCCOLI? No way in hell.
GUYS-IF A GIRL ASKED FOR THE SHIRT OFF YOUR BACK, WOULD YOU GIVE
IT TO HER? Of course.
GIRLS-WOULD YOU EVER ASK A GUY FOR HIS SHIRT?
IF YOU COULD HAVE ANY JOB YOU WANTED, WHAT WOULD IT BE?
Well, this is pretty good, but I had this job as a bouncer in college at
this strip joint, those girls were the sweetest ladies a man could meet.
IF YOU COULD DYE YOUR HAIR ANY COLOR, WHAT WOULD IT BE? Cheryl
said I'd look good if I went a few shades lighter.
IF YOU COULD HAVE A TATTOO, WHAT AND WHERE WOULD IT BE? I promised
Chris I wouldn't say, since they match his. The threat to my rubber
chicken in NO way influenced this decision. Not at all.
HAVE YOU EVER BEEN IN LOVE? Do I really need to answer that?
DESCRIBE YOUR DREAM WEDDING. Wedding? Me?
WHAT IS ON YOUR WALLS IN YOUR ROOM? JD, don't you have work
to do? I do so have walls in my room, and you can see them too.
IS THE GLASS HALF EMPTY OR HALF FULL? Half Full.
WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE SNAPPLE? The Passion fruit one.
ARE YOU A RIGHTY, LEFTY OR AMBIDEXTROUS? Righty.
DO YOU TYPE WITH YOUR FINGERS ON THE RIGHT KEYS? You mean you can
type with more than two fingers?
IF YOU COULD BE ONE GARDENING TOOL, WHAT WOULD YOU BE? Rake
WHAT'S UNDER YOUR BED? I don't think that's something I can
say on
interoffice e-mail.
WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE NUMBER? Seven
WHAT WAS YOUR FIRST CAR? This beat up old mustang, 8 cyl,
damn could she fly.
WHAT IS YOUR DREAM CAR? I'd just be happy if Ez would let me
drive the Jag someday.
FAVORITE SPORT TO WATCH? If it's got a ball, puck or stick, I'll
watch. But I draw the line at golf. That's not a sport!
SAY ONE NICE THING ABOUT THE PERSON WHO SENT THIS TO YOU. JD is a
little rough around the edges, but he's there when you need him..
OF ALL THE PEOPLE YOU SEND THIS TO, WHO IS LEAST LIKELY TO RESPOND TO
IT. Nate, I just don't see him getting into this kinda thing. but then,
I never thought Chris would fill this out.
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